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I want to tell you a story about two girls... Well only one of them was ever confirmed, the other was possibly a squirrel. There were rumors.

... Anyway, these girls through the hardships of their respective childhoods were forced apart and sent to far-flung, opposite ends of the world. How would they survive? Well hand me that hootenanny and I'll tell you the story.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

A Mosquito's Blog: Day 1

Dude, I totally just officially became a mosquito! In your faces, pupae! From the moment my cephalothorax split I knew I'd be in for the ride of my life!

At first I was just like, "Yeah, rock on!" But then I realized I could, you know, DO shit. So I flew off and found a squirrel. He was fast but I totally nailed him. Blood city!

Then I found a human - the short kind. It swatted at me but I totally ducked out of its way and caught it on the back of its thorax. I could have stood there all day just smelling it. But of course I didn't. I drank like my uncle Eddie at a wedding. Now that's the good stuff. I took a little too much and then puked a little on a rock but it was so worth it.

Tomorrow I'm so gonna find one of the big humans. Ha ha, yeah, suck it!
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