If I Could Make/Be On A Reality Show...

This post is brought to you by my lack of contact with the real world this week.

I have two ideas here. First if I could be on any reality show, and I was seriously trying, I would most definitely want to be a contestant on one of those singing competitions. Not like American Idol, but more like the one where Diddy (or is he Puff Daddy again? I guess I would need to learn this before I competed) looks like he can't bother to critique all of the posers that bothered to try out and even though he chose these frickin' people he never finds anything good about them. How does that happen I ask you? How do you not realize that, damn, she is tone deaf? Anyway I think it would be awesome because as long as you don't mess up too badly you get to be another one hit wonder, which is at least something to put on a resume.

My idea for a reality tv show is, I think, probably going to get plagiarized as soon as I type it, but whatever, it will be documented here so I will get all the royalties. My show will be called So You Think You Can Read? and will be centered in a college or library (college library?). I haven't exactly worked all the details out yet. So what happens is average people who have been out of whatever schooling they did for at least 4-5 years compete to see if they can read. Mainly it would be things like Shakespeare or old English or some super-dense sciency papers. The ultimate goal is to be able to tell the rest of the world what that in fact, they now have the most useless skill alive. Also they will get a BA in English.