Enter: Narrator

I want to tell you a story about two girls... Well only one of them was ever confirmed, the other was possibly a squirrel. There were rumors.

... Anyway, these girls through the hardships of their respective childhoods were forced apart and sent to far-flung, opposite ends of the world. How would they survive? Well hand me that hootenanny and I'll tell you the story.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

If I Could Create a Reality TV Show

Tonight on "Teacher, teacher!" Can Monica handle the budget cuts that take away her educational assistants' hours? What happens when one child with emotional/behavioral disorder breaks down during math? This is one episode you don't want to miss.

[Monica crying] "I just don't understand how teachers do it all. I can't take this pressure! Waaaaaaaaaa."

You can bet that she'll never complain to her son's teacher again. Don't miss the all new episode of "Teacher, teacher!"

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